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Poetry can invest the emotions far more rapidly and potently than prose. The language of doublespeak turns out to be doubly moving. William Carlos Williams was an American poet known for his vivid imagery and distinct style. His sultry poem Arrival paints a vivid portrait of a man carefully undressing his lover.

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This article needs additional citations for verification. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. Williams likens the women’s dress to autumn leaves falling from a tree, leaving her naked and exposed. Once the body has emerged, the speaker trails off with an ellipsis, leaving the events to follow up to the reader’s imagination. Nan's Adventures Up to Date". Life. Vol.41. March 26, 1903. p.274 . Retrieved March 6, 2012– via Google Books.D. Rudoy is a contemporary American poet who doesn’t beat around the bush. “A Perfect Lady” is a celebration of physical love and passion, painting a vivid picture of a night of intimacy. The poem navigates the boundary between the emotional and carnal aspects of love, merging the two in a raw, unfiltered depiction. A shag!” replied Paddy. 1. The swingers – there must be a misunderstanding Credit: Pixabay / RobinHiggins The poem stirs the ghost of Sir Philip Sidney (1554–1586), who closed a sonnet with a similar self-injunction: The speaker confesses his jealousy of the woman’s corset for it sits so close to her breasts. He goes on to praise her beauty, declaring her body a pure and undiscovered land that he fully intends to explore.

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Lastly, timing is key. Wait until the mood is right, everyone is listening and that the crowd are ready for the joke to land. First and foremost, know your audience! Dirty jokes may not always go down well with certain people, so make sure you telling it to the right people. A mere twenty-one syllables, and two lives illuminated! It seems the ailing dog, in all its debility, continues to own its responsibilities; it still aims to safeguard the household. And the poet, aging himself, marvels at the speed of time’s transformations: Surely just yesterday it was that this beloved creature’s energy was boundless.As an illustration of the folly of anyone’s seeking to avoid his fate, how streamlined this looks. But how long-winded it appears when set beside another brief meditation on death, Housman’s “Here Dead We Lie”: upvotes Follow Unfollow 1 year ago (edited) Dots Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Here, too, is a story. The deceased have come to appreciate that death is a trifling matter. Grown clear-sighted with time, they now recognize that life’s ultimate rewards are few and fleeting. But they once felt otherwise, wholeheartedly. Get a printed copy of D. Rudoy’s poetry collection for free and decide if you want to pay for it later here. Limited quantity. Written in 1948, this poem was enough to make mothers blush and fathers grumble in disapproval. W.H. Auden takes his time to vividly describe a sexual encounter between two young adults on a hot summer’s day.The dead are mourning not their lost lives but the loss of this conviction that life is a priceless gift of radiance and beauty and consummation. They are mourning lost youth’s lost illusions, and with this realization the poem broadens until it encompasses all of us in our aging bodies, including one melancholic elderly poet. (Housman was in his sixties when this little verse was published.) On the other hand, Housman did have the compensation (not given to the rest of us) of knowing he’d composed one of the most heartbreaking tiny poems in the language. First, he sets the tone with a friendly invitation and the characters’ awkward ice-breaking conversation. Lust takes over as pants are unzipped and a beautiful symbol of masculinity is revealed, all nine inches of it. From there the poem gets X-rated, building to the ultimate climactic end. So you’ll sometimes behold the poet expressing through words (the only trusty tool she has) an impatience with words. You feel this powerfully in the closing lines of Bishop’s “One Art.” The poem, a villanelle, begins with a confident nonchalance:

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But if you ask me, you’ll be better off reading his Foundation Trilogy, a bona fide sci-fi masterpiece. Further Reading This twenty-two-word poem by Megan Falley doesn’t play around. Falley describes the first sexual encounter between two lovers and a resulting realization.However, when it comes to creating dirty love poems, the last two lines are entirely up for interpretation. To speak of men’s room graffiti is to raise a nettlesome inquiry: where on earth did they go? These days, unlike the days of my youth, you very seldom find a men’s room stall darkly scribbled with lubricious verses. I suspect the cause is—somehow—the internet. But this does raise the distressing question of whether our computers have become our toilets.)